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{"type":"standard","title":"Maine State Route 232","displaytitle":"Maine State Route 232","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19581405","titles":{"canonical":"Maine_State_Route_232","normalized":"Maine State Route 232","display":"Maine State Route 232"},"pageid":45648966,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Maine_232.svg/330px-Maine_232.svg.png","width":320,"height":256},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Maine_232.svg/751px-Maine_232.svg.png","width":751,"height":601},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290645122","tid":"6a1c9495-3204-11f0-a8d6-2c77e008fd26","timestamp":"2025-05-16T03:18:19Z","description":"State highway in Oxford County, Maine, US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_State_Route_232","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_State_Route_232?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_State_Route_232?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maine_State_Route_232"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_State_Route_232","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maine_State_Route_232","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_State_Route_232?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maine_State_Route_232"}},"extract":"State Route 232 is a 9.41-mile-long (15.14 km) state highway located in Oxford County in western Maine. It begins at SR 26 in Woodstock and ends at U.S. Route 2 in Rumford. The highway functions as an eastern bypass of SR 26 and US 2 in Bethel, providing a more direct north-south connection to and from points east.","extract_html":"
State Route 232 is a 9.41-mile-long (15.14 km) state highway located in Oxford County in western Maine. It begins at SR 26 in Woodstock and ends at U.S. Route 2 in Rumford. The highway functions as an eastern bypass of SR 26 and US 2 in Bethel, providing a more direct north-south connection to and from points east.
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Jessica Matassa is a paralympic athlete from Canada competing mainly in category T54 sprint events. She was born in Windsor, Ontario.
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