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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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Harry Aloysius Hanebrink was an American professional baseball backup second baseman/left fielder, who played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Milwaukee Braves and Philadelphia Phillies (1959). Listed at 6 ft 0 in (1.83 m), 165 lb., Hanebrink batted left-handed and threw right-handed.
"}{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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