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{"type":"standard","title":"Tara Mandal","displaytitle":"Tara Mandal","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7685102","titles":{"canonical":"Tara_Mandal","normalized":"Tara Mandal","display":"Tara Mandal"},"pageid":19125047,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Tara_Mandal.jpg","width":287,"height":347},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Tara_Mandal.jpg","width":287,"height":347},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286163486","tid":"86c5aee2-1c05-11f0-a7c1-eae061709b31","timestamp":"2025-04-18T03:30:51Z","description":"Fictional character from Coronation Street","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Mandal","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Mandal?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Mandal?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tara_Mandal"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Mandal","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Tara_Mandal","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_Mandal?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tara_Mandal"}},"extract":"Tara Mandal is a fictional character from the British soap opera Coronation Street, played by Ayesha Dharker. She made her first appearance as Tara during the episode broadcast on 15 September 2008. Tara is introduced as the daughter of Prem Mandal and Nina Mandal. She was also created as a new love interest of Dev Alahan, which writers had already complicated by featuring Dev and Nina in a sexual affair. Tara was only originally supposed to feature in the series until Dev and Nina's affair is exposed. Producers asked Dharker to extend her contract and writers fully developed their relationship.","extract_html":"
Tara Mandal is a fictional character from the British soap opera Coronation Street, played by Ayesha Dharker. She made her first appearance as Tara during the episode broadcast on 15 September 2008. Tara is introduced as the daughter of Prem Mandal and Nina Mandal. She was also created as a new love interest of Dev Alahan, which writers had already complicated by featuring Dev and Nina in a sexual affair. Tara was only originally supposed to feature in the series until Dev and Nina's affair is exposed. Producers asked Dharker to extend her contract and writers fully developed their relationship.
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