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{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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