{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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John Harold Merrill is an American politician who served as the 53rd secretary of state of Alabama from 2015 to 2023. He served in the Alabama House of Representatives from 2010 to 2014. Merrill is a member of the Republican Party.
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Alfred George Chalkley was an English footballer who played as a full-back for West Ham United.
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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17 is the twelfth studio album by Japanese band Tokio. It was released on August 22, 2012. The album peaked at fifth place on the Oricon weekly charts, and remained in the charts for five weeks.
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